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标题: 人之初英文版 [打印本页]

作者: 丨一朵丶CC    时间: 2007-11-27 12:27
标题: 人之初英文版
人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don't study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山:Dou, the Famous
有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子:All his five son took it
名俱扬:and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教:If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过:It is all your fault.
教不严:If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学:You may refuse to study this
非所宜:but that is a real mistake
幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为:you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不学:If you don't learn sex,
不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

作者: 丨一朵丶小磊    时间: 2007-12-8 04:29

我英语没学好..!

看中文算了....


作者: 丨一朵丶龙舌    时间: 2007-12-21 17:27
晕啊,中文版的都看不是太明白,更别说英文版了




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